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Skinny jeans

The “skinny” is that hideous garment that for about two years now has fooled women into thinking they look 50 pounds skinnier in it. But the skinny is that hideous garment that only displaces all those fat elsewhere and to the top of the waist up to the neck, making women look like chicken lollipops.

The skinny is that hideous garment that fools women into thinking they are Kate Moss, who resurrected the whole farce from the 50s because she knew she is Kate Moss and the rest of womanity want to be Kate Moss. But the skinny is that hideous garment that only drops a woman’s butt two feet down to the back of the knees, making her look like a tortured duck having a hard time walking. And whenever the words “torture,” “duck” and “chicken lollipop” find themselves in one blog entry, they definitely refer to something comical.

The skinny jeans is that hideous garment that makes women think they’re “cool” and “edgy” when actually they had to suffer all the difficult ritual of laying prone in bed every morning to squeeze themselves into a rigid piece of clothing for that constipated look. Where’s “cool” in that sausage image? And whenever the word “sausage” and “constipated” find themselves in one blog entry, there’s something definitely comical going on.

The skinny is that hideous piece of garment that had punkistas worrying if their trademark anorexic ambitions hadn’t crossed over to the mainstream side of fashion (I am one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone no doubt about it tsag-tsag-tsag-tsag-tsag…..).

The skinny is that hideous piece of female garment that leaves us men wondering what’s the matter with our girlfriends and what have we done seriously wrong to deserve this.

But the skinny is that hideous piece of garment that has about five months left to live (the lifetime of cheap denims worn daily) so men, let’s not deny our girls a little more pleasure of believing they’re Kate Moss and we’re the equally emaciated Pete Doherty.

The last pairs will soon be peeled.

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10 Responses to “Skinny jeans”

  1. “The skinny is that hideous piece of garment that had punkistas worrying if their trademark anorexic ambitions hadn’t crossed over to the mainstream side of fashion (I am one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone no doubt about it tsag-tsag-tsag-tsag-tsag…..).”

    hahahaha… mga hinayupak! (just ask the engots!)
    hehehehe..

  2. “The skinny is that hideous piece of female garment that leaves us men wondering what’s the matter with our girlfriends and what have we done seriously wrong to deserve this.”
    kay ngano man? lisod hubon? *_*

    hahahhah! skinny jeans gurl raba ko sir insoy! ^_^
    and another skinny jeans trivia, women who usually wear tight pants and skinny jeans are more prone to yeast infections “over there” kay basa-basa tungod sa singot, heheh,=p..

  3. i mean lisod huboon,pagkah! ^_^

  4. Ang eng eng! u were always on semi-skinny jeans three years ago! hastang fittinga! wahahaha! 😉

  5. “Ang eng eng! u were always on semi-skinny jeans three years ago!astang fittinga! wahahaha! ;)”

    — Hoy tsiloy! those were my Billie Joe Armstrong days! Masayop man gyud ang tawo ba! hehehe. 🙂

    “kay ngano man? lisod huboon? *_*”

    — oh yeah! can’t do quickie with a girl in it. 🙂

    “women who usually wear tight pants and skinny jeans are more prone to yeast infections “over there” kay basa-basa tungod sa singot, heheh,=p..”

    — oh my god. so many ugly secrets in so cramped a space.

    “hahahaha… mga hinayupak! (just ask the engots!)
    hehehehe..”

    — hey, engots, please explain rei’s reaction. 🙂

  6. “women who usually wear tight pants and skinny jeans are more prone to yeast infections “over there” kay basa-basa tungod sa singot, heheh,=p..”

    – are you sure? Di lagi ko sington down there? aha! basin kaw ra ha! hehe 🙂

  7. ah nacatch gid akong atensyun sini nga post.

    gabaha diri skinny jeans, may usa ka hippy lola ako nakita one time wearing a pair of this cut. hahaha. kahilakon ko tawa sa akong ulo. i love jeans pero i am not a fan of skinny jeans kay dili bagay sa akong shape.

    bootlegs are my peyborit. oh wait may naa uso dinhi, kanang jelly flatties ba. may naa tag 85 sa baratillo so kada lingi ko may gawear skinny jeans ug jellyflatties. lingaw ko tanaw.

    *spins her chair*

  8. ..oh, u got me thinking. i never liked it coz im not skinny from hips down to my toes. but i got 1 lately coz ‘naluoy ko sa namaligya sa ofis’- wotevr!;) wel, i wore it once and they said it luks gud on me..now, got second thoughts on wearing it again. maybe i shud plaster it on the wall 2 cover the hole that the bastard men next door made (they must hev njoyed watching me jumped, trying hard to put it on, huh!)

  9. For a girl having problems finding jeans that truly fit, skinnies are the answer. So they’re sortof heaven sent for my figure and me. Not that they generally make my life better.

    But there are girls who look good in it. And you gotta admit that when they do, it’s almost a brief peeler. Haha. :-p

  10. hi ech! hahahha,pagkah! basta mao na gitudlo sa among clinical instructors, nbsahan pud nko somewhere..hehehhe,=)
    akong gicheck, wala man gisingot, wahahahahha,=)


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