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Little ditties about oral sex and masturbation 2

I promise this will be the last post about oral sex and masturbation. The only reason I included it here is that the song showed how a powerful melody can numb the listener from lyrics that are otherwise gross or offensive. I’m reminded of ‘Gugmang Giatay’ by the Ambassadors. Before this song became a hit, ‘giatay’ was a word my grandmother warned me about, or she’d see me in hell. But because Iping’s melody was so beautifully written, even grandma wouldn’t mind getting caught singing it in the shower now. — insoymada

I touch Myself/Divinyls

I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me

chorus: I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don’t want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

“This is yet another reason to love and fear the Internet, when anybody can pull up on old music video of a nineties’ song about masturbation. Indeed, that’s what Divinyls’ 1991 hit ‘I Touch Myself’ was about, and not in that sneaky Cyndi Lauper She-Bop way, either. Even protozoa knew exactly what Divinyls were singing about, yet the song was so catchy that Baptist missionaries probably caught themselves humming along with it.

“… While there are few if any hit songs as erotically charged as ‘I Touch Myself’, I can honestly say it’s not that creepy even if others may disagree. If I was an honorable man, I would’ve excluded it from the book, but I’m not and I won’t. I wanted an excuse to watch the video anyway. Besides, ‘I Touch Myself’ was a hit because it’s a very well-constructed melodic pop song, cheeky and fun, which is why the blunt lyrics don’t sound gross.”


(Touch Me I’m Sick – 52 Creepiest Love Songs You’ve Ever Heard, by Tom Reynolds)


One Response to “Little ditties about oral sex and masturbation 2”

  1. kapag akoy nababayo, pinaglalaruan ko ang birdie ko..hehehe…dont touch my birdie..resist temptation plss…hehehe..

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